Does your Dad need some new bad jokes in his repertoire? These Dad jokes will get your family laughing in no time! They also make the perfect homemade DIY gift for Father's Day, for a special birthday or as fun lunchbox cards for all the family. Are you ready for a giggle?
25 Funny Dad Jokes to Make You Laugh and Groan
Are you ready for a laugh? Here are some of our favourite Dad jokes - perfect for all the family!
1. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.
4. How do celebrities stay cool? They have lots of fans.
5. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
6. What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.
7. What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest.
8. What kind of cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
10. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracabrador.
11. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
12. Do you know why I don't trust stairs? They are always up to something.
13. What did the skeleton order with its beer? A mop.
14. Why is grass so dangerous? It's full of blades.
15. What do you call a snitching scientist? A lab rat.
16. Why was the pig covered in ink? It lived in a pen.
17. How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.
18. Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe.
19. I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
20. My wife asked me to sync her phone. I threw it into the ocean.
21. People say they pick their nose. I was just born with mine.
22. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Noboby knows.
23. What computer program does a bad wizard use? Spell check.
24. What do you call a fish wearing a bow-tie? Sofishticated.
25. What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less